Dancing. A form of art in which people can express themselves to various forms of music. At least that's what I thought the purpose was. If you have been on the dance floor in the last 10 years though, you'll find that dancing is now an alternative form of sex with clothes on. Honestly, I don't understand how this is socially acceptable. What's even better is if you decide you want to dance but not in a slutty way, it's like everyone's judging you. Like, "look at that conservative loser, I bet she's not getting any tonight." Yes you would be correct. I'm not getting any STD's because I chose to cover my crotch up while dancing. And men, you just play right into it. You have become so evolved into this form of "dance" that all you really know how to do is move your pelvis from side to side and back to back. This is a common manuever for 5 year-olds to try when they first learn to move to a beat. And it doesn't seem to matter if a girl is asking for a partner or not. The pelvis becomes a monster on its own and any vagina in reach is a target. As much as I enjoy the spectacle, at a certain point I have to wonder where this is leading. Public orgies instead of at private clubs? I think so. Soon when they check your ID's, they'll also be handing out free condoms. Ribbed ones at the more exclusive clubs.
Final Words: I bought party invitations today for my graduation party. $6 for 8 cards. Sure ASU, take more, as if you already haven't lied about how graduating with a degree would automatically earn me a job. I didn't realize McDonald's was part of that statistic. Would you like to Super Size that?
